May 2013
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
broken-yellow-crayon:
Does anyone else really admire Crowley?
He does his research
He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him
He has worked his way up in Hell
He’s smart
He’s well dressed (and wears an apron when torturing)
He’s witty
He loved his dog
He is multi-lingual
He’s a hands-on king
His job carries lots of responsibility
He’s always one step ahead
He gets shit done
He’s a...
Men's Issues
littlespacecase:
Societal expectations of masculinity
Societal expectations to provide for women
No long term reversible male birth control
Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
Unfair treatment in child custody battles
Alimony
No support for male victims of domestic abuse
Not men’s issues
The friend zone
Women not dating you
...
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
that was deep
You know when pirates had treasure and buried it the captain would have the crew kill each other clamming to each they would get more when they came back for it. In the end the captain was...
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
This post is not allowed on my dash when I’m on my period. I’m gonna go cry now.
i-owe-you-a-tardis:
On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
i-owe-you-a-tardis:
On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
krypto-the-hellhound:
saltyfeathers:
The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up.
maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials
caitlynsfeels:
theanti90smovement:
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
humancentipeed:
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
we-are-his-army:
foreverwholocked:
watchtheskytonight:
thefangirltwicedead:
Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3.
….you forgot and the Hobbit
OH
GOD
DON’T FORGET SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL WE’RE FUCKED
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epic-humor:
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
X
epic-humor:
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
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orphanercruelscar:
cosmo tip #936:
right before you take off the underwear say “THE IMAGES YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR A YOUNGER AUDIENCE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED”
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
casteilnovak:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
Well, he was raised to be a SHEPHERD after all
Gasp.
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
epic-humor:
onthesideoftheotters:
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
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grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
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pastelbat:
The only dates i get are updates
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So I just watched Erin Brockavich.
Soo good.
The ending. It just makes me so happy.
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Oh yeah. My Mom shook hands with WILLIAM SHATNER
Yeah no big deal. It was at the Juno awards last year(or maybe the year before the years are blurring together). He was sore apparently :(
amoretpsyche:
theshimmydean:
journeyintohiddlestiel:
Want to save money on both Mother’s Day and Father’s Day?
Become a Winchester.
you didn’t
You’re a monster (but god you made me laught)
car0line127:
kittencas:
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:
bellatirx:
batmansbutt:
percybeth:
i was going to the bathroom when
i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
it looks like a speedboat
it’s an ass sink
so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what
OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN...
Watchvideohall:
How to open a can with a spoon
> I’m gonna test this out, be right back.
Update: All I did was hurt my hand, wear down my spoon and dint the tin of potatoes.
> Sweet trick but you never managed to turn those pears into peaches.
c-cumberbatch:
mytardishaswings:
femmederqueer:
WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
deanspelvis:
deanspelvis:
deanspelvis:
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
