I envy people who can dance like this.
most-awkward-moments: And I’m all Click here if you’re awkward!
I'm so excited for Halloween.
Everyone’s gonna be like, What are you supposed to be? And I’ll be like, I’ll give you a hint: And they’ll just be like: Except for the few geeks, and we’ll just be like:
When November starts
gaydefyingboner: Normal People: Urgh I hate the cold Gleeks: COCKBLOCKTOBER IS OVER!
Your parents' expectations of school
They expect you to be walking to school like: but in reality you’re like: They expect you to be in class like: but in reality you’re like: They expect you before an exam to be all like: but in reality you’re like: They expect to react to your exam mark like: but in reality they’ll be like: Click here if you’re awkward!
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Reblog if you are not Tumblr famous.
See if I could just, ya know...
broadway-baby08: Look like Dianna Agron… sing like Lea Michele… dance like Heather Morris… and have the acting/comedy skills of Lauren Lopez, life would be pretty good.
Darren really needs to sleep...
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for Potter...
fremioneandredvines: xpotterlove: avada-kedavra-: Just count all the tumblr users. Everyone here is a Potterhead, right? If anyone isn’t a Potterhead, I doubt they’ll be on for long (because we’ll chase them away. Like a dementor after a properly-performed Patronus Charm.)
Harry: "Sir, I thought we couldn't apparate within...
sugar-andcyanide: What Dumbledore said: “Well being me has its privelleges.” What Dumbledore meant: “I can do whatever the fuck I want.”
Reading/ watching something sad when there is...
When someone takes my food without asking me →
My Childhood is a Lie
where to find him: http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d4cmel2 http://www.brentalfloss.com/comic.cfm
Darren just makes it so hard not to be sexually...
gaydefyingboner: Because when he sings he starts sweating And then he throws his head back And then his eyebrows knit together And I’m just sitting here like hnngggh