everyone needs to watch this
im peeing
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
I let my little brother get me high then stayed off of social medias like the responsible adult I am.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Does anyone else really admire Crowley?
- He does his research
- He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him
- He has worked his way up in Hell
- He’s smart
- He’s well dressed (and wears an apron when torturing)
- He’s witty
- He loved his dog
- He is multi-lingual
- He’s a hands-on king
- His job carries lots of responsibility
- He’s always one step ahead
- He gets shit done
- He’s a sassy motherfucker
- He can make muffins
When I grow up, I want to be just like the King of Hell.
Men’s Issues
- Societal expectations of masculinity
- Societal expectations to provide for women
- No long term reversible male birth control
- Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
- Unfair treatment in child custody battles
- Alimony
- No support for male victims of domestic abuse
Not men’s issues
- The friend zone
- Women not dating you
- “Fucking femnazis”
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
that was deep
You know when pirates had treasure and buried it the captain would have the crew kill each other clamming to each they would get more when they came back for it. In the end the captain was the only one who would be going back for it.
Ancient healers believed Earth’s energy could be easily absorbed through our skin and through the soles of our feet.
Studies proves earthing (also called grounding) can improve your blood pressure, reduce cortisol, and even help problems sleeping. It’s done by reconnecting your body with the free electrons that flow through the Earth’s surface and it’s as easy as walking barefoot outdoors.
if you ever feel anxious or stressed, walk barefeet on grass or sit your back against a tree. i guarantee you’ll feel better.
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
This post is not allowed on my dash when I’m on my period.
I’m gonna go cry now.
On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
